When will Apple buy Tivo

I have a dream, that the remote for my cable box looks like an ipod. That it understands my viewing interests and makes it oh so easy to find what I want and record it for me. I guess, in other words, I'm looking for the marriage of Apple and Tivo. Apple creates great looking products that easily connect and load and presents in few key strokes. Tivo has made recording shows effortless and easy and understands consumer behavior. Together, they represent the perfect match of pc and tv, design and function. My cable remote sucks, my Tivo remote is better, but put the minds of Apple at work to design the easiest remote for this use and add the upload capabilities that Apple excels at and voila! I have a dream.